overheard

in a frustrated tone, "the girls just didn't like me because all the guys were after me."

well, yeah, that's usually how it goes. we're a jealous breed

another great line

today my other favorite little neighbor was over and she asked my mom how old she is. after getting her answer she exclaimed, "you're older than my dad!. . . but you don't look as old." gotta love the honesty

from my favorite 6-year-old:
"why do you buy all this stuff (cleaning supplies) and never use it?" apparently, we don't clean our house enough.

she's offered to move in to do the cleaning.